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| ICT Jokes |
*Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
*Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory!
*Why did the computer sneeze?
-Because it had a virus
Why did the computer crash?
-because it had a bad driver
What do computers surf on?
-key boards
Why was the computer cold?
-because Windows was left open
Why did the computer search for cheese?
-because its mouse was hungry
What do you call a computer hero?
-a screen saver
Why did the computer get hit by a branch?
-someone pressed log off
What did the mouse sing to the computer?
-click me baby one more time
*What do you get if you cross a computer with a dog?
-A machine that has bark worst than its byte
*Why was the computer so angry?
-Because it had a chip on its shoulder
*Where do computers go to dance?
-To the disk-o
